Julie's Chick Lit

Interview With Author Laurie Notaro

2007-07-12T15:41:00.001-07:00

MEET THIS GENERATION'S FUNNY GIRL
By Julie Stone

JS: You lived in Phoenix for quite sometime and used to write for the Arizona Republic. With Phoenix as the last stop on your 2007 book tour, are you ending it with a bang?

LAURIE NOTARO: Oh, I hope so. Phoenix is always a great stop for me, I fuel up on Restaurant Mexico and Pizzeria Biano and I'm good for another two months or so. Naturally, Phoenix had the best crowds.

Where do you have to go or visit when you come back to Phoenix?

All of my favorite Mexican food places in downtown Phoenix, Sephora, you know, all the essentials. Mainly I spend my time hanging out with my Nana and my family, and if I'm lucky, I get to see some friends that I haven't seen in a while. I try to spend as much of my time here inside.

What kind of reception has “There’s a (Slight) Chance” had since being published in May?

Great, I'm really happy with it. I loved writing the book, it was a lot of fun for me, and I wanted it to be a lot of fun for readers, too. It was my goal to write a quirky, funny, romp of a book, almost like a 1930's comedy with Cary Grant and Irene Dunne. I think I did that, I hope I did, anyway, and I hope people will see it as the fun book it's supposed to be. I just wanted to make people laugh.

The book is extremely funny and I think all Arizonans will appreciate the part when Maye says to the lawn guy, “But I’m from Arizona…a land full of scorpions, black widow spiders, tarantulas, rattlesnakes, plague-infected prairie dogs, and hawks that carry away golden retriever puppies off into the sky. I’m sure if I see a furry woodland creature in my yard, I’ll figure it out.” How do you feel about raccoons now that you’ve lived in Eugene for some time now?

Raccoons can be pretty scary, especially if they do have distemper. After my lawn guy made me aware of the immanent danger of raccoons (that scene in the book was based on a real life thing), I saw one as I was walking down the street in broad daylight--and it scared the hell out of me. At first, I didn't know what it was; it just seemed like this huge cat. But then it sat up and just stared me down. And I mean down. It would not stop looking at me, and that's when I figured it would be better to look away and walk very fast, because even though I still get pimples, I like having skin on my face. Apparently, crazy raccoons will peel it right off like a Fruit-Roll Up.

It seems Spaulding, Washington is modeled after Eugene, Oregon. Are the people in Eugene upset about “There’s a (Slight) Chance”?

Oh, no, of course not. Most of them are high, nothing bothers them unless you run out of Pirate's Booty.

Do people ever criticize you or your books for being too edgy or controversial?

Oh sure, there are plenty of crappy reviews on Amazon. Some people will get it, some people won't. But I can't understand that someone will buy a book that has the words “The 12 Step Stinkin' Drunk Program” on the back of it and then complain that my character drinks too much. Some people like to get mad about things like that, so in a way, they get something out of it regardless.

Can you tell us about your next book? What will it be about? When will it come out?

Next book is a return to the non-fiction essays that I've been writing for forever. It will sort of be a non-fiction version of what happened when we moved to Eugene. The town is eccentric and unique and charming. It's a gold mine for a book. I couldn't have picked a better place! I see people dressed like wizards, zooming by on unicycles and dirty, nearly naked hippie children every day.

Last question, just for fun, if a scorpion and a raccoon got into an ultimate death match, which would win?

Don't you really mean if an Arizonan and an Oregonian got in a fight, who would win? Well, they'd probably both be jacked up on meth, so I guess it would depend on who got tired first, and that could take days. There was a guy in Portland who barricaded himself in his meth lab apartment, the police threw seven canisters of tear gas in there and that tweaker still had to have five cops take him down. But, you know, I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was a tweaker somewhere in Apache Junction that would require six officers of the law to get him cuffed.

And if you’re still not convinced that Notaro would kick Streisand’s ass on the awkward-but-charming-girl-o-meter, just look at the list of other books Notaro has written:

• The Idiot Girls’ Action Adventure Club
• Autobiography of a Fat Bride
• I Love Everybody (And Other Atrocious Lies)
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• An Idiot Girls’ Christmas: True Tales From the Top of the Naughty List

Rating
8 Out of 10 Sewer Pipe Queens.

For more information on this author, please visit laurienotaro.com or idiotsgirls.com.

Interview With Author Shannon Hale

2007-06-21T11:22:00.000-07:00

FOR JANE AUSTEN FREAKS, HERE IS ONE FREAK WHO FEELS YOUR PAIN
By Julie Stone

Mother of two, wife and author, Shannon Hale, stopped by Changing Hands Bookstore in Tempe, Ariz. this past week to promote her newest novel, Austenland. Her first book for adults takes the reader to Pembroke Park, a secret resort in Kent, England where the guests have to dress and behave as if they were in a Jane Austen novel. Corsets, dresses, manners and language all have to be from the nineteenth century or the guests are asked to leave, ever so politely. At Pembroke Park, actors fill in the gaps as the gentlemen courting the mostly women guests. Sometimes reality and fiction are blurred, as in the case of the main character, Jane Hayes, a graphic designer from New York City. A nonrefundable gift from her dying Aunt Carolyn, Jane visits Pembroke Park for three weeks as a motivation to lose her Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy obsession. As her last fantacy fling with Mr. Darcy, Jane visits Pembroke Park and meets a gentleman/actor, Mr. Nobely, whose personality is similar to the witty and judgmental leading man every woman wants to undo her corset for. But is it really his personality she likes or is it the character he’s playing? A love triangle ensnares between Jane, Mr. Nobley and a sexy gardener who may or may not be an actor. As Jane struggles to decipher what is real and what is not in Austenland, she winds up finding out more about herself than she originally thought she would.

With her five-month-old baby in her arms, Hale sat down with me to discuss her latest book, her own Mr. Darcy obsession and what she has planned for her future as a novelist. Seeing as she is already a New York Times bestselling author and a Newbery Honor Medalist, what other ambitions does she have up her sleeve?

JS: Do your children always travel with you when you’re on tour for your book?

SHANNON HALE: I said [to her publisher] I can’t go anywhere without my children. If I travel this year, I need to take both my children and someone to take care of them and they said, “Ok.” I just bring a friend or a sister.

How has the response been to "Austenland"?

The reception has been so great. I get these emails, [she takes out a sheet of paper] like she says, ‘I haven’t finished your wonderful book yet, but I read the first four chapters. I can’t tell you how stunned I was to learn that I wasn’t the only woman out there who watched Pride and Prejudice repeatedly.’ She goes to say, ‘I’ve been married for 31 years but there’s not a lot of romance with my husband. I love my husband too much to ever cheat on him so I spend a lot of time daydreaming of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy. Upon reading the first chapters of your book, I was shocked, I felt like you had taken a chapter out of my life. Thank you. I feel much better knowing I’m not alone.’ I’ve been getting emails like this with people telling me they’re so relieved. And I thought I was writing a comedy. But it turned into a self-help book.

What made you want to transition from young adult literature to books for adults?

I never think about my market when I’m writing. I just write the story I want to myself. And then they [her publisher] tell me what it is. My first book, The Goose Girl, I didn’t know it was young adult. And I started writing, about the same time as The Goose Girl, in 2000, so I wasn’t actually in children’s book. I’m so happy to be writing young adult books. I just love the world of young adult literature; the different writers I’ve met. I really don’t want to transition out of it. There’s just some story I wanted to tell that fit a different nitch. I’ve got another book, actually for adults, coming up so it’s good for me – writing a graphic novel. I don’t ever want to get in a rut so I’d like to push my writing in different ways. I think it keeps me fresh.

Where did you get the idea for Pembroke Park?

Because I wish there was one. I first got the idea, I think in 1997, when I first watched the Pride and Prejudice movies and they were just so intoxicating and addicting. I realized I wasn’t the only one of my friends who had the same obsession with them as I did. And I thought, I wish there was a place where you could go and dress up in the dresses and interact with the cast of men and live the life. It took me seven years to come up with the story to go along with the character I wanted. If it were true, that would be a great vacation.

Could you stay for three weeks in 19th century culture and attire?

I think it would be really hard. And as I was writing this book and writing the character and going through this experience with her, and I think this comes out in the book too, the idea of it is very romantic but the reality of wearing corsets and dresses all the time and the sort of mundane lifestyle of a lady at that time and the restrictions would actually be really frustrating. What the appeal of it is, first of all that we love Jane Austen’s novels, and we want to be where her characters were, but also there’s a kind of romance that happens when you’ve got those restrictions. And not so much just the restrictions on the women, but the social restrictions, that you couldn’t just hang out and you couldn’t speak your mind. And that was so frustrating. But when it comes to romance, it gives a certain kind of tension to it that I think is really appealing in fiction but is very frustrating in real life.

What did you think of the 2005 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice?

With Keira Knightly? I enjoyed it because I thought it was a beautiful spectacle. I thought the production values were gorgeous. I love the way they did her family, her home. But it didn’t feel like the Pride and Prejudice story to me. It was so short, I thought they changed the characters of Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy especially. So I enjoyed it as a separate story. I was a little worried about seeing it because Colin Firth is my Mr. Darcy. And I didn’t want anyone to threaten that relationship. So when I saw it, I thought, OK he’s still Mr. Darcy, I was relieved.

Do you think Colin Firth played the best Mr. Darcy?

Absolutely. In film anyway. I think I have my own Mr. Darcy when I read Pride and Prejudice. But in film, yeah definitely.

What was the hardest part about writing this book?

The hardest part, with any book, is finding the story. Books that start with ideas, for me or generally, I think are harder to write than a book that starts with a character because the character is what really drives it. So I went through many drafts over many years, with this, until I found the character I really liked. The story is always about the character; it’s her story. Once I found her story in this place then I finally wrote it.

What books are you working on for the future?

In the fall, I’ve got another book for young adults. It’s a fairy tale retelling called A Book of a Thousand Days. I’m really fond of it. The main character is probably closer to my heart than any other I’ve written. It was a real joy. Writing is always hard on me, but [there] were spurts of joy in that book, writing that book. This book [Austenland] I’m really happy it came out the beginning of summer because I think of it as a really fun, take-you-away kind of read. I think it’s probably ironic that my book for young adults [A Book of a Thousand Days] is meatier, more substantial than my book for adults. And then I have a graphic novel coming out next year. And I’m working on another book for adults. It’s tentatively called The Actor and the Housewife. And I’ve only got a couple of drafts done and I usually go through at least a dozen so it will be a while. It’s about an unusual relationship between a best friend and a housewife, a mother of four, and an actor. [It’s] more sort of in the vein of Austenland.

And is there anything else the Chick Lit readers should know about you or the book?
You know, people always want to know if it’s hard to be as beautiful as I am and I just tell people it’s a challenge and I take it day by day. I just want women to know that it’s not as easy as it seems to be this beautiful.

Rating
2 Out Of 10 Corsets.

For more information on this author, please visit shannonhale.com.

Interview With Author Mark Lindquist

2007-06-08T16:13:00.000-07:00

THE BOOK MAY NOT BE LIGHT HEARTED, BUT THE AUTHOR WILL MAKE YOUR HEART LIGHT
By Julie Stone

Being a lady who loves sexy men gave me all the reason I needed to meet and have a chat with novelist and attorney, Mark Lindquist, as he swept through the Valley to promote his new book, King of Methlehem. The main character of the book, detective Wyatt James, becomes obsessed at tracking down the Pacific Northwest’s most notorious methamphetamine dealer, who travels under many aliases, most recently as Howard Schultz, the chairman of Starbucks. Struggling with his own problems causes James’s hunt to be more difficult than he ever expected it would be.

King of Methlehem is set in Tacoma, Washington, where the tall (he’s 6 feet 6 inches) and handsome Lindquist and I both just happen to be from (not just a coincidence.) Since Lindquist and I are from the same part of the world, obviously the cosmos were telling us that we were destined to meet each other. And that fateful meeting happened to take place at Changing Hands Bookstore in Tempe.

JS: When I tell Arizonans I’m from Tacoma, they give me a weird look and I have to say, “It’s by Seattle.” For those who don’t know, what’s it like living in Tacoma?

MARK LINDQUIST: It’s funny, when I went to USC, no one knew where Seattle was [We laugh together.] But that changed in the early nineties thanks to Nirvana and Microsoft. [Tacoma] is a smaller, grittier version of Seattle. The Department of Corrections started dumping a lot of ex-felons into Tacoma and Pierce County rather than into Seattle. That created this subculture of criminals and addicts.

Where did you get the idea for "King of Methlehem"?

I’m the Trail Team Chief for the drug unit in Pierce County. I’d read a lot of police reports [and] a lot of them were methamphetamine related. The first murder trial that I prosecuted was a guy who was strung out on methamphetamine and killed a child. So everywhere you look there is methamphetamine. Methamphetamine and crime go together like marijuana and the munchies [We laugh together again.] And I started to think this subculture that went with methamphetamine was interesting and I wanted to get into that.

What’s your opinion on Hollywood celebrities going in and out of rehab?

I think people like that trivialize the problem, not intentionally, but there’s something frivolous about people like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. I think watching the lives of people like Britney and Lindsay is like watching a movie or watching a TV show. No one confuses it with reality. The same way drug addiction in a movie is funny but you don’t think that’s what it’s really like.

Were you teased by your fellow lawyers when you were named as one of People Magazine’s 100 Most Eligible Bachelors back in 2000? [I flip my long blond hair off my shoulder.]

Surprisingly I wasn’t. They were just sort of stunned into silence. In my pervious life, as I call it, in Los Angeles, that was not such a strange thing. But it was so foreign to people in Tacoma that they didn’t even know what to say about it. It just seemed so odd; I’m on the same page as people like Ben Affleck.

Can we expect King of Methlem, or any of your books, to be made into movies?

God I hope so. Two of my three books have been repeatedly optioned, both Never Mind Nirvana and Sad Movies. But you want to see them made into a movie because of what it does for the book; the exposure that a movie can bring to a book. So I’m hoping, but who knows?

What actor would play the main character?

The same person [who] was suggested for Pete Tyler in Never Mind Nirvana, which was Vince Vaughn. And I don’t know if people say Vince Vaughn just because he’s tall like me [he stretches out his long limbs] or because they think he would bring the right flavor to it. But I actually think Vince Vaughn brings just the right mix of levity and gravity to a role. I could totally see Vince Vaughn playing Wyatt.

I could totally see that too…

Rating
9 out of 10 Sexy Lawyers/Writers.

For more information about this author, please visit marklindquist.net.

Lipstick Jungle

2007-05-22T14:51:00.000-07:00

CURLED UP IN BED OR GETTING A PEDICURE, BOOK REVIEWS KEEP SEXY BOOKWORMS EN VOGUE
By Julie Stone

Sex and the City grows up a little bit (and drops the Charlotte-type character that everyone pretended to hate but actually identified with) in Candace Bushnell’s fourth novel Lipstick Jungle. Three 40-something friends Nico O’Neilly, editor-in-chief of Bonfire Magazine; Victory Ford, a high-end fashion designer; and Wendy Healy, president of Parador Pictures, are some of the most powerful women in America. And while romantic relationships are difficult to maintain in New York City (like Sex proved) women striving for power and respect in business is even more brutal.

Bushnell provides a lot of business advice through the situations the three characters encounter. “You had to be able to walk into a situation and read it immediately,” is a lesson your professors probably didn’t preach from their soapbox, but Bushnell does from her’s. From deciphering if someone is trying to get Nico fired to Victory making deals with the most important people in the fashion industry, all of the business in the novel is very calculated. It’s kind of like doing business with the mafia. But wearing Manolo Blahniks when making a deal with “The Boss.”

And while dressing sexy for multi-million dollar dealings is very en vogue, pounding half-assed feminist ideals into your readers’ heads is not so fashionable. “Why was it that when men were concerned about making money, they were admirable, while women in the same position were considered suspect?” Most women in America are wondering that same thing, Bushnell. Try something different and actually answer that question.

Also not in style this season are clichés. They ruin the whole outfit, to put it metaphorically. “And if you worked really hard, and believed in yourself, and were willing to experience pain and fear… you might get really lucky and have a night like tonight.” As my friend Joey Lawrence from Blossom would say, “Whoa.” There is a cliché overload in that one quote and also throughout the whole book. When Bushnell actually drops the common sayings, she really can create new language to apply to old situations. “Nothing made a woman feel better than a man who had been with a supermodel… and rejected her!” Whoa.

Lipstick Jungle was picked up by NBC on Monday, May 14th, to make the book into a half hour television show that is supposed to air this 2007 season, for which Bushnell is excited. “It's a hot, hot, hot, fantastic idea, and it captures the zeitgeist,” says Bushnell, despite rumors that she and Sex and the City producer, Darren Star, had a business associate’s rumble. It’s a good thing Lipstick will be a television show, too. Bushnell’s concepts come off much better on screen than on page. Still, Lipstick is worth the read before it skyrockets to superstar status like it’s little sister, Sex and the City.

Rating
8 out of 10 Lipsticks.

Scot on the Rocks

2007-05-22T14:50:00.000-07:00

WHETHER BY THE SIDE OF THE POOL OR IN A BIG COMFY CHAIR IN STARBUCKS, HERE’S A REVIEW OF BOOKS FOR THE SEXY BOOKWORMS
By Julie Stone

The new novel, Scot on the Rocks by Brenda Janowitz, will make any break-up seem tame in comparison. Acting like a lunatic in love completely encompasses the main character, Brooke Miller, a young New York City attorney. Planning to go to her ex-boyfriend’s wedding in Los Angeles (who is marrying Hollywood’s newest “it” girl) with her handsome Scottish boyfriend all goes to pieces days before the nuptials. Self-centered and using his accent to attract other women, the Scot (Douglas) turns their relationship on the rocks by breaking up with Brooke over a disagreement about what he should wear to the wedding. Here’s a quick summary:

Scottish Hunk: I want to wear a kilt that has been passed down in my family for many generations to embrace and celebrate my culture.
Brooke: You must hate America.
Scottish Hunk: Get out of my glamorous 32nd story SoHo condo.

This big mess unravels T-minus three days until Brooke has to put on the air of perfection at her ex-boyfriend’s wedding. Who else will be her knight in shinning armor but the handsome, charismatic, best friend slash co-worker, Jack?

As The Church Lady would say, ‘That was convenient.”

This is author Brenda Janowitz’s first novel and it’s obvious. As funny and light-hearted as the novel is, Janowitz tries too hard at times to make her characters sound like they belong in this chick lit book. Janowitz applies language to Brooke, who is supposed to be from New York City, which makes her sound like she’s a valley girl from California. “’Brooke, let’s not get hysterical,’ Douglas said. Hysterical? I was, like, so not hysterical.”

Brooke, though, is a loving, clumsy and good-intentioned character, which will make any reader feel sympathy (or empathy) for her. She also confesses to being a size 10, which makes her a hero in many women’s minds.

One great lesson to take away from Scot on the Rocks is that, nowadays, it’s socially acceptable to go to your ex-boyfriend’s wedding. What’s not socially acceptable is making fun of Scottish kilts. That will only get a girl kicked out of a 32nd story SoHo condo.

Rating
7 out of 10 Scottish Kilts.