Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Funky Pieces for a Funky Reading Space

Reading spaces can define your reading experience. And you all know I love my reading forts. Here are a few home accessories that will funkify any dull reading space. Along with these unusual pieces are the books that would pair well with them.



34" Aged Gold Black Feather Plummage Lamp
$3,700
Instyle Decor

Have this lamp shed some light while you read Beak of the Finch by Jonathan Weiner.










Wall-Climbing Sofa
Lila Jang

Dress up as the Queen of Hearts and cuddle up with Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll on this other-worldly couch.












Book Safe
$32.00
Ela's Ideas on Etsy

My precious! It is well hidden in this book of secrets. If only Frodo had this in the Lord of the Rings.





Utopian Angel/Devil Mugs
$26.00
Jonathan Adler

Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy just got a jolt of style.






Eli Fort Bed
$1,399.00
Pottery Barn Kids

Pull a Jack and kick the kids out of their room to become dictator of the island! Ralph and Piggy are not allowed to this Lord of the Flies party.

Friday, September 28, 2012

{Review} In Need of Therapy by Tracie Banister

{Review}
Miami vacations from Trip Advisor
"In Need of Therapy" belongs with you the next time you go to the beach. And you'll want to book a trip to Miami after the first few pages of reading this book.


Miami vacation info from Orbitz

Author Tracie Banister does a great job of describing the Miami scenery. You will want to put on your flip flops and pop open a Dos Equis while reading. The characters are well-developed and flavorful. And, since the book centers around a therapist, there's lots of great advice (for only $1.99 on Amazon!)





In Need of Therapy on Goodread
A quick gist of it: main character Pilar Alvarez is just shy of 30, a therapist with her own start-up business and trying to balance everything in her life. Her family is vivacious. Her client list is very diverse (and entertaining. Is that wrong to say!?) And there's a few men in her life who are vying for her love. This story is about how she finds a balance of it all, without going crazy herself.

Here's a quick look at my favorite characters, advice and recipes from "In Need of Therapy."

{Characters}
Pilar's crazy younger sister, Izzy. As Banister writes, "She'd come into the world with a, 'Here I am, deal with it!' attitude." Izzy likes to ruffle her family's feathers (and they tend to be more traditional) by getting a tattoo, getting a piercing, getting arrested (but wrongfully!) and just being overall spicy. I loved her.

{"If you want to find a woman of quality, then you're going to have to put some effort into it."}

{Advice}
There's so many great lines, here at just my top five. "Seeing a man's love for his child was a beautiful thing." | "Our parents and their relationships with both us and themselves are the cause of so many of our adult problems." | "Men who bragged about the size of their bank accounts were usually overcompensating for a lack of size elsewhere." | "If you want to find a woman of quality, then you're going to have to put some effort into it." | "Men who abused wait staff were petty and tyrannical in nature."


To learn more about the insightful Tracie Banister, go here.

For $1.99, buy the ebook version of "In Need of Therapy," here.

Review system



Julie Chicklitasaurus devoured this book.

Friday, September 21, 2012

Reading Nook of the Day: From Suzi B.

{Reading Nook of the Day}

A colony of reading forts in a library! Does this make anyone else want to curl up with their buds and read "The Never Ending Story?" And then a giant flying dog can bring us milk and pumpkin caramel brownies! This picture is from Suzi who emailed me to tell me how much she loved my reading forts. Right there with you, Suz.

{Your Reading Nook}
Send me a picture of your favorite/desired/fantasy reading nook to julieschicklit@gmail.com and I'll post it on here with your name and linkage (if you have it!)

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

{Crazy Ideas} How to Be a Stronger Woman

Main character Brecken Pereira from Em Barrett's novel, "Leaving Green Island," was a strong female character who takes the reins on her life in many different ways. A few things she did in the book prompted me to write this post.

Also, Man-Beast and I went to a work function a few months ago and I met some women whose actions really bothered me. I am writing this post for them too.

I do not mean to be harsh on my own kind. I just know that expectations should be higher, in many different ways, for women. These ideas will help. Here are my top 9 tips for women in today's modern culture.
Read up on smart chick lit with great female characters, like the Scarlet Letter's Hester Prynne
{1}
It's OK to make conversation with other women. We are not competition for each other. Even if there are man-beasts around and you're single, make conversation with the ladies in the group, like Brecken did in once particular scene in Leaving Green Island. Find a gal and keep asking her questions about herself until you find at least one thing interesting about her. Everyone's got at least one.

{Try to say, "I don't know," as few times as possible in your life}

{2}
Have your own opinion. Just because all the ladies at the table say that talking about ghosts is "weird" and "scary" doesn't mean you have to think that too. Tell them to throw away their night lights and grow up. Ghosts are cool. And so are aliens. Ghost aliens would be great, if Scientology hadn't ruined their reputation.

Like Katie, they are trying to distance themselves from Tom
{3}
Watch your language. I don't mean the occasional f- s- d- or c- bomb (am I missing any letters?) Happens to all of us... in moderation. What I mean is, try to say, "I don't know," as few times as possible in your life. Also cut back on the words, "seriously," "ever" and anything that's an acronym from AOL days (OMG, I'm looking at you!)

{4}
Be well-read on world, country and local topics. Stop talking about your wedding plans or kids. Nobody cares as much as you do. Sure, if someone asks you about it (see No. 1) it's OK to give some brief updates. But I don't need a step-by-step on your son's potty training. It's probably going the same way as millions of other kids' potty training experiences ...shitty. (I had to do it! That one was teed up perfectly!)

{5}
Hold your damn iPhone with confidence. Not flimsily. In fact, walk with confidence. Sit with confidence. Every movement you make, do it like you have control of your body. Also exercise because you have control of your body. Some authors drive me nuts when they write about female characters who are afraid of the gym. Exercise. You can do it. It's healthy.

{Every movement you make, do it like you have control of your body}

{6}
You do not need to be on your iPad and iPhone at the same time. Especially when there are five other people around you who you could be talking to (see No. 1). You are not that busy and important to necessitate two fancy devices at the same time. Doubling up on what you're paying attention to is also humanly impossible.
Ghost cat alien from here

{7}
Eye contact. Always do it. Do not be afraid. Lasers won't shoot out of my eyes if you look into them for longer than .78 seconds. Only ghost aliens do that, obviously.

{8}
Grasp my hand when we meet. I'm not going to kiss your prissy little knuckles, so don't give me the limp hand shake.

Great quote from here
{9}
Read novels that have strong female characters. Characters like Elizabeth Bennet, Jane Eyre, Hester Prynne and even Hermione Granger (she was a smart and courageous lady!) are great role models. And then you can model how it is to be a smart woman.


What are your thoughts about any of these {crazy ideas}? Or do you just want to talk about ghost aliens now!? Should I add a No. 10 that says to have a sense of humor? Leave your comments.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Beastly Traits of a Man-Beast

You've read about the Man-Beast on my blog. But let me give you a few more tidbits about what makes my husband so beastly. Maybe with football season starting up, he's displaying more beastly traits? Anyway, here's a few good ones from the past week.

{1}Burps. Blows it in my face. Says in a Darth Vader voice, "I wanted to share that with you."

{2}Farts in his cupped hand. Puts his cupped hand over my nose and yells, "Fruit cup!"

{3}Puts the Baby Panther in a box then puts her on the couch... while he watches football.

Look at her giving me the stink eye!
{4}Puts Baby Panther in a box then puts her everywhere - on the counter, on top of the fridge, on the TV tray, and even on his lap while he talks on the phone.

He doesn't like to admit it, but he LOVES her!
{5}YELLS at the replacement refs. Not short phrases like, "Come on!" But full-on, one-sided conversations, "They don't get a time out! The had an injury! The rules say an injury counts as a time out! What are they doing!? They are OUT! Out of time outs!" I expect the old woman next door to come over at anytime during an NFL game to tell him to calm down. That woman does not know what she will be walking into.


When it's time to have babies, I hope we have girls. I couldn't stand four or five people fruit cupping me.

What beastly traits does your Man-Beast exhibit?

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Rebrand

I am trying to stay as anonymous as possible on here. I came to this conclusion AFTER I named the blog Julie's Chick Lit, so you at least have my first name.

On TwitterGoogle Plus and Blogger, I go by Julie Chicklitasaurus. (Follow me, BTW.)

I decided that I needed a new pic to go with that super fab name. And this little picture inspired me.

So I went Start > All Programs > Accessories > Paint.

Just like in third grade.

And I made this gem.

Now I need a great tag-line.

"Lay off me I'm starving for early feminist literature!"

"Books so good, they'll make a herbivore think twice."

Any good ideas?

{Crazy Idea} Buy a Farm and Raise Homeless Animals

I want to do something wild with my life.

Like buying a farm with lots of land and then rescuing homeless animals. Animals of all kinds. Pitbulls. Cats. Chickens. Turtles (there would be a pond on my farm). Teacup pigs. Maybe even a miniature pony.

When I bring these {crazy ideas} up to the Man-Beast, he nods along and then goes on to do beastly things like watch Skip Bayless and make noises with his body.

I'll put him in charge of the turtles.

So if my {crazy idea} comes true someday, and I get a farm, and we safely and effectively raise homeless animals, you can bet your booty that I will be driving around my farm in this beast:

Amazingness!
This, with Robosaurus will bring me one step closer to my other {crazy idea} of having a legion of my own personal dinosaurs!

Where should I have my farm of animals? My animal farm (but no one will be sent to the glue manufacturer).

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Interview with Laurie Notaro

{Past Blast}
2007
Photo explanation
This {Past Blast} comes to us all the way from 2007. I had the pleasure of interviewing the funny Notaro (who also lived in Phoenix) and we had some great moments. I am putting her latest book, It Looked Different on the Model, on my "to read" list.

* * *

MEET THIS GENERATION'S FUNNY GIRL

JS: You lived in Phoenix for quite sometime and used to write for the Arizona Republic. With Phoenix as the last stop on your 2007 book tour, are you ending it with a bang?

LAURIE NOTARO: Oh, I hope so. Phoenix is always a great stop for me, I fuel up on Restaurant Mexico and Pizzeria Biano and I'm good for another two months or so. Naturally, Phoenix had the best crowds.


JS: Where do you have to go or visit when you come back to Phoenix?

LN: All of my favorite Mexican food places in downtown Phoenix, Sephora, you know, all the essentials. Mainly I spend my time hanging out with my Nana and my family, and if I'm lucky, I get to see some friends that I haven't seen in a while. I try to spend as much of my time here inside.


JS: What kind of reception has “There’s a (Slight) Chance” had since being published in May?

LN: Great, I'm really happy with it. I loved writing the book, it was a lot of fun for me, and I wanted it to be a lot of fun for readers, too. It was my goal to write a quirky, funny, romp of a book, almost like a 1930's comedy with Cary Grant and Irene Dunne. I think I did that, I hope I did, anyway, and I hope people will see it as the fun book it's supposed to be. I just wanted to make people laugh.


JS: The book is extremely funny and I think all Arizonans will appreciate the part when Maye says to the lawn guy, “But I’m from Arizona…a land full of scorpions, black widow spiders, tarantulas, rattlesnakes, plague-infected prairie dogs, and hawks that carry away golden retriever puppies off into the sky. I’m sure if I see a furry woodland creature in my yard, I’ll figure it out.” How do you feel about raccoons now that you’ve lived in Eugene for some time now?

LN: Raccoons can be pretty scary, especially if they do have distemper. After my lawn guy made me aware of the immanent danger of raccoons (that scene in the book was based on a real life thing), I saw one as I was walking down the street in broad daylight--and it scared the hell out of me. At first, I didn't know what it was; it just seemed like this huge cat. But then it sat up and just stared me down. And I mean down. It would not stop looking at me, and that's when I figured it would be better to look away and walk very fast, because even though I still get pimples, I like having skin on my face. Apparently, crazy raccoons will peel it right off like a Fruit-Roll Up.


JS: It seems Spaulding, Washington is modeled after Eugene, Oregon. Are the people in Eugene upset about “There’s a (Slight) Chance”?

LN: Oh, no, of course not. Most of them are high, nothing bothers them unless you run out of Pirate's Booty.


JS: Do people ever criticize you or your books for being too edgy or controversial?

LN: Oh sure, there are plenty of crappy reviews on Amazon. Some people will get it, some people won't. But I can't understand that someone will buy a book that has the words “The 12 Step Stinkin' Drunk Program” on the back of it and then complain that my character drinks too much. Some people like to get mad about things like that, so in a way, they get something out of it regardless.


JS: Can you tell us about your next book? What will it be about? When will it come out?

LN: Next book is a return to the non-fiction essays that I've been writing for forever. It will sort of be a non-fiction version of what happened when we moved to Eugene. The town is eccentric and unique and charming. It's a gold mine for a book. I couldn't have picked a better place! I see people dressed like wizards, zooming by on unicycles and dirty, nearly naked hippie children every day.


JS: Last question, if a scorpion and a raccoon got into an ultimate death match, which would win?

LN: Don't you really mean if an Arizonan and an Oregonian got in a fight, who would win? Well, they'd probably both be jacked up on meth, so I guess it would depend on who got tired first, and that could take days. There was a guy in Portland who barricaded himself in his meth lab apartment, the police threw seven canisters of tear gas in there and that tweaker still had to have five cops take him down. But, you know, I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was a tweaker somewhere in Apache Junction that would require six officers of the law to get him cuffed.


And if you’re still not convinced that Notaro would kick Streisand’s booty on the awkward-but-charming-girl-o-meter, just look at the list of other books Notaro has written:

• The Idiot Girls’ Action Adventure Club
• Autobiography of a Fat Bride
• I Love Everybody (And Other Atrocious Lies)
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• An Idiot Girls’ Christmas: True Tales From the Top of the Naughty List

Rating
8 Out of 10 Sewer Pipe Queens.

For more information on this author, please visit laurienotaro.com or idiotsgirls.com.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Naughty Librarian Glasses

Look at my new reading glasses! Aren't they so naughty librarian.Uh oh. I'm about to get all Mr. C. Grey over here.

I'm going to slap you with my... return fees.

Take a little peak at my... card catalogue.

Come in to my red room of... story time.


BTW, how many times have you Skyped with an older relative and this is their screen!?




Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Free eBooks

The Kindle by Harry and Jane.
I'm back and armed with a Kindle (thanks to my generous in-laws!) I still enjoy my shelves of old-fashioned books and look forward to reading in electronic and non-electronic ways.

Still love the feeling of full bookshelves.

Bookmark these sites if you're looking for safe, free ebooks.

Gutenberg.org
For you Kindle or other ereader. Tons of books, in English and other languages.

Literatureproject.com
Free books that you can read on your computer. "Books, poems, speeches, plays." Not as many as Gutenberg, but has lots of classics available. I'm reading "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" right now!

Authorama.com
Free books you can read on your computer, organized by authors' last names.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Interview With Author Laurie Notaro

JS: You lived in Phoenix for quite sometime and used to write for the Arizona Republic. With Phoenix as the last stop on your 2007 book tour, are you ending it with a bang?

LAURIE NOTARO: Oh, I hope so. Phoenix is always a great stop for me, I fuel up on Restaurant Mexico and Pizzeria Biano and I'm good for another two months or so. Naturally, Phoenix had the best crowds.


Where do you have to go or visit when you come back to Phoenix?

All of my favorite Mexican food places in downtown Phoenix, Sephora, you know, all the essentials. Mainly I spend my time hanging out with my Nana and my family, and if I'm lucky, I get to see some friends that I haven't seen in a while. I try to spend as much of my time here inside.


What kind of reception has “There’s a (Slight) Chance” had since being published in May?

Great, I'm really happy with it. I loved writing the book, it was a lot of fun for me, and I wanted it to be a lot of fun for readers, too. It was my goal to write a quirky, funny, romp of a book, almost like a 1930's comedy with Cary Grant and Irene Dunne. I think I did that, I hope I did, anyway, and I hope people will see it as the fun book it's supposed to be. I just wanted to make people laugh.


The book is extremely funny and I think all Arizonans will appreciate the part when Maye says to the lawn guy, “But I’m from Arizona…a land full of scorpions, black widow spiders, tarantulas, rattlesnakes, plague-infected prairie dogs, and hawks that carry away golden retriever puppies off into the sky. I’m sure if I see a furry woodland creature in my yard, I’ll figure it out.” How do you feel about raccoons now that you’ve lived in Eugene for some time now?

Raccoons can be pretty scary, especially if they do have distemper. After my lawn guy made me aware of the immanent danger of raccoons (that scene in the book was based on a real life thing), I saw one as I was walking down the street in broad daylight--and it scared the hell out of me. At first, I didn't know what it was; it just seemed like this huge cat. But then it sat up and just stared me down. And I mean down. It would not stop looking at me, and that's when I figured it would be better to look away and walk very fast, because even though I still get pimples, I like having skin on my face. Apparently, crazy raccoons will peel it right off like a Fruit-Roll Up.


It seems Spaulding, Washington is modeled after Eugene, Oregon. Are the people in Eugene upset about “There’s a (Slight) Chance”?

Oh, no, of course not. Most of them are high, nothing bothers them unless you run out of Pirate's Booty.


Do people ever criticize you or your books for being too edgy or controversial?

Oh sure, there are plenty of crappy reviews on Amazon. Some people will get it, some people won't. But I can't understand that someone will buy a book that has the words “The 12 Step Stinkin' Drunk Program” on the back of it and then complain that my character drinks too much. Some people like to get mad about things like that, so in a way, they get something out of it regardless.


Can you tell us about your next book? What will it be about? When will it come out?

Next book is a return to the non-fiction essays that I've been writing for forever. It will sort of be a non-fiction version of what happened when we moved to Eugene. The town is eccentric and unique and charming. It's a gold mine for a book. I couldn't have picked a better place! I see people dressed like wizards, zooming by on unicycles and dirty, nearly naked hippie children every day.


Last question, just for fun, if a scorpion and a raccoon got into an ultimate death match, which would win?

Don't you really mean if an Arizonan and an Oregonian got in a fight, who would win? Well, they'd probably both be jacked up on meth, so I guess it would depend on who got tired first, and that could take days. There was a guy in Portland who barricaded himself in his meth lab apartment, the police threw seven canisters of tear gas in there and that tweaker still had to have five cops take him down. But, you know, I wouldn't be at all surprised if there was a tweaker somewhere in Apache Junction that would require six officers of the law to get him cuffed.


And if you’re still not convinced that Notaro would kick Streisand’s ass on the awkward-but-charming-girl-o-meter, just look at the list of other books Notaro has written:

• The Idiot Girls’ Action Adventure Club
• Autobiography of a Fat Bride
• I Love Everybody (And Other Atrocious Lies)
• We Thought You Would Be Prettier
• An Idiot Girls’ Christmas: True Tales From the Top of the Naughty List

Rating
8 Out of 10 Sewer Pipe Queens.

For more information on this author, please visit laurienotaro.com or idiotsgirls.com.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Interview With Author Shannon Hale

FOR JANE AUSTEN FREAKS, HERE IS ONE FREAK WHO FEELS YOUR PAIN
By Julie Stone

Mother of two, wife and author, Shannon Hale, stopped by Changing Hands Bookstore in Tempe, Ariz. this past week to promote her newest novel, Austenland. Her first book for adults takes the reader to Pembroke Park, a secret resort in Kent, England where the guests have to dress and behave as if they were in a Jane Austen novel. Corsets, dresses, manners and language all have to be from the nineteenth century or the guests are asked to leave, ever so politely. At Pembroke Park, actors fill in the gaps as the gentlemen courting the mostly women guests. Sometimes reality and fiction are blurred, as in the case of the main character, Jane Hayes, a graphic designer from New York City. A nonrefundable gift from her dying Aunt Carolyn, Jane visits Pembroke Park for three weeks as a motivation to lose her Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy obsession. As her last fantacy fling with Mr. Darcy, Jane visits Pembroke Park and meets a gentleman/actor, Mr. Nobely, whose personality is similar to the witty and judgmental leading man every woman wants to undo her corset for. But is it really his personality she likes or is it the character he’s playing? A love triangle ensnares between Jane, Mr. Nobley and a sexy gardener who may or may not be an actor. As Jane struggles to decipher what is real and what is not in Austenland, she winds up finding out more about herself than she originally thought she would.

With her five-month-old baby in her arms, Hale sat down with me to discuss her latest book, her own Mr. Darcy obsession and what she has planned for her future as a novelist. Seeing as she is already a New York Times bestselling author and a Newbery Honor Medalist, what other ambitions does she have up her sleeve?

JS: Do your children always travel with you when you’re on tour for your book?

SHANNON HALE: I said [to her publisher] I can’t go anywhere without my children. If I travel this year, I need to take both my children and someone to take care of them and they said, “Ok.” I just bring a friend or a sister.


How has the response been to "Austenland"?

The reception has been so great. I get these emails, [she takes out a sheet of paper] like she says, ‘I haven’t finished your wonderful book yet, but I read the first four chapters. I can’t tell you how stunned I was to learn that I wasn’t the only woman out there who watched Pride and Prejudice repeatedly.’ She goes to say, ‘I’ve been married for 31 years but there’s not a lot of romance with my husband. I love my husband too much to ever cheat on him so I spend a lot of time daydreaming of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy. Upon reading the first chapters of your book, I was shocked, I felt like you had taken a chapter out of my life. Thank you. I feel much better knowing I’m not alone.’ I’ve been getting emails like this with people telling me they’re so relieved. And I thought I was writing a comedy. But it turned into a self-help book.


What made you want to transition from young adult literature to books for adults?

I never think about my market when I’m writing. I just write the story I want to myself. And then they [her publisher] tell me what it is. My first book, The Goose Girl, I didn’t know it was young adult. And I started writing, about the same time as The Goose Girl, in 2000, so I wasn’t actually in children’s book. I’m so happy to be writing young adult books. I just love the world of young adult literature; the different writers I’ve met. I really don’t want to transition out of it. There’s just some story I wanted to tell that fit a different nitch. I’ve got another book, actually for adults, coming up so it’s good for me – writing a graphic novel. I don’t ever want to get in a rut so I’d like to push my writing in different ways. I think it keeps me fresh.


Where did you get the idea for Pembroke Park?

Because I wish there was one. I first got the idea, I think in 1997, when I first watched the Pride and Prejudice movies and they were just so intoxicating and addicting. I realized I wasn’t the only one of my friends who had the same obsession with them as I did. And I thought, I wish there was a place where you could go and dress up in the dresses and interact with the cast of men and live the life. It took me seven years to come up with the story to go along with the character I wanted. If it were true, that would be a great vacation.


Could you stay for three weeks in 19th century culture and attire?

I think it would be really hard. And as I was writing this book and writing the character and going through this experience with her, and I think this comes out in the book too, the idea of it is very romantic but the reality of wearing corsets and dresses all the time and the sort of mundane lifestyle of a lady at that time and the restrictions would actually be really frustrating. What the appeal of it is, first of all that we love Jane Austen’s novels, and we want to be where her characters were, but also there’s a kind of romance that happens when you’ve got those restrictions. And not so much just the restrictions on the women, but the social restrictions, that you couldn’t just hang out and you couldn’t speak your mind. And that was so frustrating. But when it comes to romance, it gives a certain kind of tension to it that I think is really appealing in fiction but is very frustrating in real life.


What did you think of the 2005 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice?

With Keira Knightly? I enjoyed it because I thought it was a beautiful spectacle. I thought the production values were gorgeous. I love the way they did her family, her home. But it didn’t feel like the Pride and Prejudice story to me. It was so short, I thought they changed the characters of Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy especially. So I enjoyed it as a separate story. I was a little worried about seeing it because Colin Firth is my Mr. Darcy. And I didn’t want anyone to threaten that relationship. So when I saw it, I thought, OK he’s still Mr. Darcy, I was relieved.


Do you think Colin Firth played the best Mr. Darcy?

Absolutely. In film anyway. I think I have my own Mr. Darcy when I read Pride and Prejudice. But in film, yeah definitely.


What was the hardest part about writing this book?

The hardest part, with any book, is finding the story. Books that start with ideas, for me or generally, I think are harder to write than a book that starts with a character because the character is what really drives it. So I went through many drafts over many years, with this, until I found the character I really liked. The story is always about the character; it’s her story. Once I found her story in this place then I finally wrote it.


What books are you working on for the future?

In the fall, I’ve got another book for young adults. It’s a fairy tale retelling called A Book of a Thousand Days. I’m really fond of it. The main character is probably closer to my heart than any other I’ve written. It was a real joy. Writing is always hard on me, but [there] were spurts of joy in that book, writing that book. This book [Austenland] I’m really happy it came out the beginning of summer because I think of it as a really fun, take-you-away kind of read. I think it’s probably ironic that my book for young adults [A Book of a Thousand Days] is meatier, more substantial than my book for adults. And then I have a graphic novel coming out next year. And I’m working on another book for adults. It’s tentatively called The Actor and the Housewife. And I’ve only got a couple of drafts done and I usually go through at least a dozen so it will be a while. It’s about an unusual relationship between a best friend and a housewife, a mother of four, and an actor. [It’s] more sort of in the vein of Austenland.


And is there anything else the Chick Lit readers should know about you or the book?
You know, people always want to know if it’s hard to be as beautiful as I am and I just tell people it’s a challenge and I take it day by day. I just want women to know that it’s not as easy as it seems to be this beautiful.

Rating
2 Out Of 10 Corsets.

For more information on this author, please visit shannonhale.com.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Scot on the Rocks

The new novel, Scot on the Rocks by Brenda Janowitz, will make any break-up seem tame in comparison. Acting like a lunatic in love completely encompasses the main character, Brooke Miller, a young New York City attorney. Planning to go to her ex-boyfriend’s wedding in Los Angeles (who is marrying Hollywood’s newest “it” girl) with her handsome Scottish boyfriend all goes to pieces days before the nuptials. Self-centered and using his accent to attract other women, the Scot (Douglas) turns their relationship on the rocks by breaking up with Brooke over a disagreement about what he should wear to the wedding. Here’s a quick summary:

Scottish Hunk: I want to wear a kilt that has been passed down in my family for many generations to embrace and celebrate my culture.
Brooke: You must hate America.
Scottish Hunk: Get out of my glamorous 32nd story SoHo condo.

This big mess unravels T-minus three days until Brooke has to put on the air of perfection at her ex-boyfriend’s wedding. Who else will be her knight in shinning armor but the handsome, charismatic, best friend slash co-worker, Jack?

As The Church Lady would say, ‘That was convenient.”

This is author Brenda Janowitz’s first novel and it’s obvious. As funny and light-hearted as the novel is, Janowitz tries too hard at times to make her characters sound like they belong in this chick lit book. Janowitz applies language to Brooke, who is supposed to be from New York City, which makes her sound like she’s a valley girl from California. “’Brooke, let’s not get hysterical,’ Douglas said. Hysterical? I was, like, so not hysterical.”

Brooke, though, is a loving, clumsy and good-intentioned character, which will make any reader feel sympathy (or empathy) for her. She also confesses to being a size 10, which makes her a hero in many women’s minds.

One great lesson to take away from Scot on the Rocks is that, nowadays, it’s socially acceptable to go to your ex-boyfriend’s wedding. What’s not socially acceptable is making fun of Scottish kilts. That will only get a girl kicked out of a 32nd story SoHo condo.

Rating
7 out of 10 Scottish Kilts.